It’s Thanksgiving here in the U.S, that holiday where people kick back and relax, reflect on what they’re thankful for, and eat lots of food, especially turkey.
With that in mind, here are some Thanksgiving Turkey Movie Awards for 2018. Of course, the year is not over, and so these lists are not final. There’s still room for more turkeys, so to speak.
Okay, let’s get right to it!
Here are my 2018 TURKEY AWARDS:
(And again, this list is not final. There are still five weeks left before we close out 2018.)
Right now, my least favorite film of 2018 would be PEPPERMINT, a dreadful action film starring Jennifer Garner, followed closely by THE NUN, a flat-out awful horror movie, and THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS, a very unfunny comedy that wasted a cool concept. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a raunchy R-rated Muppet comedy? But they blew it.
WORST ACTING PERFORMANCE
This is difficult because acting is not something that is lacking in today’s movies. Actors today perform at a level that I think generally speaking is much higher than actors in the past. They convey emotions that come off as authentic more often than actors from yesteryear. While there have been great actors in every generation, I think in terms of numbers, more actors today deliver performances that are spot on than ever before.
So, how to choose a poor performance when there really isn’t any? I’m going to cheat a bit. I’m going to go with the three main “actors” in Clint Eastwood’s THE 15:17 TO PARIS, and this is cheating because these three guys aren’t actors. Eastwood chose to cast the three real life men who thwarted a terrorist attack on a Paris train to play themselves in his retelling of this heroic tale. Decades from now, Eastwood’s decision may be deemed as genius, but right now, that’s not the case for the simple reason that those young men aren’t actors and as such were out-of-place in a movie, even playing themselves. As a result, their scenes were incredibly boring and lifeless.
THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS – This screenplay by Todd Berger couldn’t be less funny if it tried. They should have hired Fozzy Bear. Waka! Waka!
Brian Henson, THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS. Henson has made real Muppet movies. He should have known better and pulled off a far more successful movie. He dropped the ball with this one.
WORST HORROR MOVIE
THE NUN. Nun of this movie is worth your time.
INSIDIOUS: THE LAST KEY, followed by OCEAN’S 8, JURASSIC PARK: FALLEN KINGDOM, THE EQUALIZER 2, and MAMA MIA: HERE WE GO AGAIN! Not a good year for sequels. Then again, when is it ever a good year for sequels?
WORST SUPERHERO MOVIE
DEADPOOL 2 – now this is not really a bad movie. It’s simply the superhero film I liked the least in 2018.
And now for the THANKSGIVING AWARDS portion of the column. Movies I’m thankful for this year:
Three of the best films of the year so far have been Marvel Superhero movies: BLACK PANTHER, AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR, and ANT-MAN AND THE WASP. Yup, it’s been a marvelous year for superheroes!
With WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR? the documentary on the life of Mister Rogers leading the pack, 2018 has been a stellar year for documentaries.
MOVIES ABOUT WOMEN
It’s been a great year so far for movies starring women, written and directed by women, and that are telling stories about women. Some of these movies include BOOK CLUB, EIGHTH GRADE, ANT-MAN AND THE WASP, ANNIHILATION, and LEAVE NO TRACE.
BEST HORROR MOVIE
A QUIET PLACE – smart horror at its best, even if its ending isn’t nearly as intelligent as the rest of the movie. The horror genre is alive and well.
BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE
BLACK PANTHER – this Marvel superhero movie transcends the genre and is so good it has no business being a superhero film. Marvel continues its run of incredibly entertaining movies.
Veteran movie actors have graced the screen throughout 2018, including Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Andy Garcia, Mary Steenburgen, Candice Bergen, Bruce Dern, Robert Redford, Jodie Foster, Ben Kingsley, Jamie Lee Curtis, Meryl Streep, and Cher.
Sorry, but you’ll just have to wait until the end of the year for this revelation.
So, these are just a few of the movies I’m thankful for this year, along with some cinematic turkeys.
Thanks for reading, and wishing you a happy holiday season!