Assassin movies are all the rage these days.
Just this year alone we’ve had THE KILLER (2023) starring Michael Fassbender, KILL BOKSOON (2023), and THE MOTHER (2023) starring Jennifer Lopez, and there have been plenty more in recent years. Stories about assassins, usually using their killing skills to either protect or avenge a loved one.
Now it’s Pierce Brosnan’s turn. Technically, the character he plays in FAST CHARLIE (2023), Charlie Swift, is a fixer not an assassin. He “fixes” things for his mobster employer, but at the end of the day, he can kill people like the best of them. And yes, once again the story told here in FAST CHARLIE revolves around Charlie avenging the loss of his “family,” which basically is the group of criminals employed by Charlie’s longtime employer, Stan Mullen (James Caan, in his final film role) after they are all wiped out by a rival mobster.
And that’s pretty much the plot of this one. There is a love story subplot, involving Charlie and the ex-wife of one of his victims, Marcie (Morena Baccarin), which is fairly interesting, although Brosnan and Baccarin really don’t generate much onscreen chemistry. But the main plot is Charlie getting back at the rival mobster because he killed the people Charlie loved. As plots go, it’s pretty basic and even a bit mundane.
That being said, the screenplay by Richard Wenk, based on the novel Gun Monkeys by Victor Gischler, actually rises above the material a little bit, which isn’t much of a surprise, considering the number of screenwriting credits Wenk has on his resume. Wenk has worked on the screenplays for all three of the Denzel Washington EQUALIZER movies, Tom Cruise’s JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK (2016), and THE EXPENDABLES 2 (2012), to name a few. The dialogue is lively, and there are some good lines here and there. For example, when James Caan’s Stan is giving Pierce Brosnan’s Charlie some advice and says, “Plans? You want to make God laugh; you make a plan.”
And some of the situations early on are quirky and chuckle-inducing, reminiscent of things found in the BREAKING BAD (2008-2013) and BETTER CALL SAUL (2015-2022) universes. When a target gets his head blown off, this poses a problem for Charlie as the person who hired the hit wants proof that the man is dead, so Charlie ascertains that the man has a signature tattoo on his butt, but then there is a fire, and the body is burned beyond recognition— so Charlie has to come up with a plan B. There are several moments like this early in the movie, but fewer later when the film settles into its inferior revenge plot.
Pierce Brosnan is fun to watch— you even get to hear him use a slight Southern accent, as the film takes place in Mississippi and New Orleans. And it’s also fun to imagine Brosnan playing Charlie as a post-James Bond type of character, but he doesn’t really carry this movie because there just isn’t a lot of depth to Charlie. I’ve seen Brosnan better. His portrayal of Will Ferrell’s father in the quirky and much underrated Netflix movie, EUROVISION SONG CONTEST: THE STORY OF FIRE SAGA (2020) comes to mind, and even his role in THE FOREIGNER (2017) where he starred opposite Jackie Chan had more of an edge than Charlie does here.
As I said, this was James Caan’s final movie. He plays Stan, who’s frail and sick throughout the movie It’s difficult to know how much of this was acting and how much was Caan’s real-life condition.
Morena Baccarin is okay as Marcie, but like I said, she and Brosnan generate hardly any chemistry onscreen together, which completely dampens the love story aspect in this one.
FAST CHARLIE was directed by Phillip Noyce, who directed THE GIVER (2014) and way back in the day directed Harrison Ford in PATRIOT GAMES (1992) and CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER (1994). He does a decent job here with FAST CHARLIE. The action scenes are all smooth, although not overly impressive, and he gets decent performances from his actors. While the story takes place in both Mississippi and New Orleans, I don’t think the movie took full advantage of its locales. It didn’t really capture a southern feel.
FAST CHARLIE is playing in select theaters, and it’s also available to rent at a discounted price on Prime Video, which is how I saw it, since it’s not playing near me. I enjoyed it well enough, and I liked it better than David Fincher’s recent THE KILLER. While THE KILLER has more style, the dialogue in FAST CHARLIE is much more accessible, and Pierce Brosnan’s Charlie in FAST CHARLIE is a more relatable character than Michael Fassbender’s robotic assassin in THE KILLER.
I give FAST CHARLIE two and a half stars.
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RATING SYSTEM
Four stars – Perfect, Top of the line
Three and a half stars- Excellent
Three stars – Very Good
Two and a half stars – Good
Two Stars – Fair
One and a half stars – Pretty Weak
One star- Poor
Zero stars – Awful